Doggers invade the woods !

In the name of everything that is wholesome and decent I have had the most dreadful experience! By god sir I have had the most sobering and hateful time of it ! My nerves are fraid beyond reason !
Do you know what "dogging" is ? It is simply vile ! Married couples get together in remote places and indulge in heinious sex acts with each other whilst the rest look on with voyeuristic pleasure. You couldnt make it up ! It beggers belief for a puritanical clean living man such as myself.
Two weeks ago I discovered a large group of perverts had been "dogging" in a remote wood on my land. I was appalled and disgusted. I will not stand for such blyth disregard for public decency on my land. I vowed to prevent the deranged buggers defiling my property again.
The next time I became aware that dogging was taking place on my pure viginal land I gathered a posse of men from the village. By the light of our flaming torches we approached the doggers and gave them all a bloody good thrasing.
Men and women alike all recieved a god beating. They were then chased off. So far they have not returned.

I will not have sexual degenerates fouling my land and disturbing my game !

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One nil to Lord Dimblem !