Catching a beauty at the Super Bowl.

Many of you may have noticed I have been absent from this forum for the last 10 days. The reason being that I was invited by a dear American friend who owns a lap dancing club in Tampa, to accompany him and some of his female business associates to the Super Bowl at the Dolphin stadium. It was an offer I was unable to decline.
We arrived early amidst all the glitzy hullaballoo that accompanies such an important American event. I of course had no interest whatsoever in the ridiculous outcome of this tiresome and pedestrian sporting extravaganza, however I was very interested in getting to know the young ladies in our party a lot better.
One young lady and myself left the screaming hoards in the seating area and retired to a subteranean bathroom cubicle in order to become better aquainted. To our horror the doors of the cubicle were kicked open by a pair of unsmiling Police men who removed us from the stadium, oblivious to my protestations and denials of drug taking or improper behavior.
We adjourned to my hotel and became reunited with the rest of the party later in the evening. They were all in high spirits as thier team had apparently won. I was equaly excited as I had made a charming and intimate new friend who will visit me in England within the next month. Could she become the sixth wife ? Who knows it is to early to say. All I will say is that it looks promising !